Total Medals Earned: 206 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,475 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)